UPDATE: Leave it to me to totally botch a headline. My bleary-eyed version from last night was such a downer. Instead of "lemons out of lemonade" please enjoy the correct headline above. Thanks for putting up with me, guys.
Can you hear that? It's the sound of water running through the drain pipes outside. In other words, it's like angels are whispering in my ear. (I'm pretty sure I stole that line from Tina Fey.)